Magic Mormon Masonic Underwear

I hesitate to post this lest people think that I’m yet another one of the chorus of people who obviously hate Mormonism, but I can’t resist because it’s rather humorous. Personally, while I think there’s a good amount of error in Mormon teachings, I have to add that of the Mormons I’ve personally known, they’ve shown themselves to be good, upstanding people. I’m sure there’s plenty who aren’t, but hey, that goes for any given group.

Anyway, on to the funny bit. I confess that I’d never heard of Mormons having magic underwear. And I find the masonic symbols on same fairly interesting as well. Check it:

The only thing that comes to mind is John Winger’s (Bill Murray) famous quote from Stripes:

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.

Hmm, ya think he was talking about magic Mormon underwear? Unusual indeed. :)

3 Responses to “Magic Mormon Masonic Underwear”

  1. Damian Peterson Says:

    Wow, that’s brilliant. Who would have thought it?

    Also, seeing Bob Larson brought back a whole lot of bad memories. He used to have a book about cults that used to scare the bejezuz out of me as well as all that bollicks about rock and roll being from the devil. What a wanker.

    Anyway, thanks for sharing - I’ll never be able to keep a straight face the next time I see a pair of Mormons on bikes!

  2. Byron Says:

    In the vein of Johnny Dangerously: I’ve been thinking about taking up Mormonism. This clinches it!

  3. Lon Says:

    And just think how sharp you’ll look on a bike with the black pants and a crisp white shirt!